Lord Coe is an ass

'Well the lines are closed, the coffers are full'. I don't know anyone who got a ticket, its strange how people reacted, frantically checking their accounts to see if they got lucky, I'm not sure what's worse, discovering you need to sell one of your kids just to get a seat at the opening ceremony or realising you have a ticket to the early rounds of ping pong. Usain Bolt takes ten seconds to run 100 metres, tickets to the final cost £720, thats £72 quid per second and that's hardly good value, anyway why max out your credit card just so you can sit in the drizzle and stare at strangers far away from where you sit, leg it past you. And to top it all tickets for the closing ceremony are two grand, thats a lot of money to watch people go home. I bet smarmy Coe has a ticket.