It has been a really tough couple of weeks. The weather has been rubbish, Vauxhall bridge has been closed making going to and from work a bloody nightmare. Some daft idiot driver dinked my car and the hire car is horrible to drive. It has some good features but not many.
Vauxhall bridge is closed and so diversions are in place. I tried cycling but it is bloody dangerous on the roads and the two biggest dangers are dumb arse pedestrians and other cyclists.
Pedestrians don't look and cyclists think they own the roads and that traffic lights are for everyone else.
I also started using the tube. What a noisy shit way to travel.
I am absolutely astonished at how many people have no spatial awareness and think the escalator is a ride. It really fux me off to be stuck behind some fat woman blocking the way while the escalator struggles to convey her fat arse upwards.
And 99 out of 100 people use their phones. It is absolutely stupid listening to these morons shout at their phones.
Some daft woman banged into my car. Her first words were ' it's ok I'm a Christian'.
My first words were 'look what you did to my car you blind cntu'.
She tried to offer me cash but I made her give up her insurance details and now I am just waiting for things to pan out.
The courtesy car is nice but it has a button for a handbrake. Not loving that. The electric boot is cool though.
Saw Faulkner earlier this week. How can someone be so tall and handsome with perfect hair but have such a shapeless butt?
I see that the northern lot are on lock down again. Serves them right for not following the guidelines.
We should all wear a mask in shops and on public transport although some of my colleagues are still leaving the train cabs messy.
Finally finished my next book, Easy Pickings, it's on its way to the publisher.
Big hello to Derek and Lynne, hope you are still causing trouble at Weatherspoons.
Hello Wesley, answer the phone you devil.
Can someone please read this to Peggles.
Why is Donald Trump still alive?
Here is an interesting fact, there are more statues of lions in the world than real lions.
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