We are supposed to be in a LOCKDOWN.
Don't make me laugh coz that is absolutely not what is happening. I was at a well known supermarket over the weekend and it was packed. No one seemed to care, far too many were not wearing face coverings, the staff looked like they had just been flogged by their bosses and the shelves had the same crap they always sold.
I then popped into B&Q and that too was busy, granted it was a Sunday and people pop out on a Sunday but they bloody well shouldn't be (me included).
There was a long vehicle queue at McDonald's and an equally long queue at KFC (don't know why coz that is shit food).
The Old Kent Road was heavy with traffic in both directions and there was a fairly long queue outside the new Deli which opened near Tesco extra, the one with the beggar sitting outside asking for money.
I give him fuck all coz I know he has a council flat and a job as a plumber.
It sickens me to see that scabby toad of a scrounger conning people and now I don't give to any of them in case they are lying lazy shit stains like him.
I have travelled on the tube a lot recently and they have been packed with builders and construction workers going to work so who changed the definition of key workers?
It really fux me off to see these people in dirty paint covered clothes travelling on public transport not caring that they are messing up the seats with the mess their clothes make. I saw one painter who must be the world's worst painter, he had more paint on him than he puts on the walls.
We need a proper rethink if we are to have any hope of getting through this.
I walked around the Dock and again there were so many people out, many just sitting on benches smoking and drinking without a care in the world, social distancing my arse.
Anyway, let's talk about Superman.
Here is a guy in a suit and glasses and yet he takes off the glasses and no one recognises him ( stoopid Yanks)
I wonder if he is hot wearing a hero costume under his suit all day.
I also wonder about how he changes. He gets the call, dashes into a phone box and flies off. He saves the day and puts his clothes back on. What if while he is off being a hero someone uses that phone box and finds his suit, what does he do then?
He must get through a lot of suits.
I wonder if he gets horny at any time.
All that power and strength and the ability to fly, and no girlfriend, sounds like a bit of a loser to me.
Anyway, just think about how you can help to keep this virus away and no unfortunately we can't send it to France, fuck sake they would all be over here hiding in cupboards if we did that.
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