FOOTBALL

Ok, Euro 2012 is over and England didn't do well and Spain won, yawn. England never do well and its because in every competition we base our whole team ethic around one player. For the last few competitions it was that tattoed jellyhead David the gormless Beckham and now we base it around Wayne the pikey Rooney. David Beckham was fantastic at taking free kicks, end of. Wayne Rooney is a big lumbering pikey who can sometimes score a goal. What about the rest of the team? Why do we always ignore their contribution. I am so glad Beckham is not part Team GB, I really didn't want him to be a part of the team because I think he is full of self importance and being in the team would deprive a decent player a chance to shine. Well done Mr Pearce. As for Rooney, he should have been a sub in the Euros, he was banned and out of shape, when he plays all you have to do is mark him and he is out of the game and the other ten players don't have a Plan B. I'm writing this whilst a movie with Vinny Jones is on, even when I ain't watching him, the movie still sucks, he is such a crap actor. Rangers are in trouble, so what. There are only two teams in the Scottish premier league. It is so bad it is impossible to get a bet on who will win and who will come second because its always Rangers or Celtic. Sod the scottish leagues, they are inferior and everyone knows it. Scotland is a very pretty country but it rains every fecking day. Rain rain rain. Its a shame because its a very scenic place. The food is shit but its still prety. Spurs have a new manager, some bloke no one had heard of until he went to Chelsea, earned a shit load of money, got the sack and wears a scarf every day. The fixture lists are out and the daily papers are already touting their fantasy football schemes. All around the country sad cardigan wearing, sandal footed losers are compiling fantasy teams to compete against other people who have no friends and live at home with their mums. I hope Team GB do well, I can't see them winning but I think they will do well, I wanted Pearce to manage the national team but never mind, as soon as Woy fails to get us into the world cup maybe Pearce will get his chance. Gerrard is not captain material, neither is Rooney, Ferdidnand didn't go tgo Euro 2012, he was stuck on a sunny beach so it couldn't have been that bad, John Terry will get a small fine for being a racist and Alex Ferguson will swear at referees. Football is a funny old game. La la la . Vote for me. Oh by the way, during the olympics, I will have tons of food and alcohol, everyone is welcome to come and have proper fun, unless you have ginger hair in which case you can sod off.