RAPING TOM CRUISE

Actually raping Tom Cruise is not what I want to talk about. Tom Cruise and rape have been in the news this week and I think everyone should know my views, [if you can't read, get someone to read them to you]. firstly, today is friday and its almost the middle of July, where the feck is our summer. It has rained nearly all firking week and I am sick of looking at our poor tired footballers sunning themselves somewhere nice and sunny while the rest of us schmucks are mooching around in dismal wet Britain. Yes I know I have just had a holiday but that was days ago and I want another one. I bought a lovely new BBQ and I ain't had a chance to use it yet. Anyway.......form a queue ladies, apparently Tom Cruise is getting a divorce. Katie has had enough of Tom's weirdy friends from the Scientology cult, sorry I mean faith centre and she wants out. If you believe the papers, she has said she doesn't want or need his money, which was why she signed the pre-nup and she has said she intends to be a bigger star than he is. When I read that, I realised why the marriage didn't work... she is fecking crazy. Firstly I don't understand pre-nups, I mean I understand them I just don't know how you slip a pre-nup into the conversation. "Hello darling, I know you are just a waitress but I love you so much will you marry me??" , "yes darling you are much older and richer than me, of course I will marry you" "that's lovely, please sign this paper saying that in a few years time when you can't stand my wrinkly body anymore that you won't leave me for a younger man and take me to court" "oh, darling of course I will sign it cos I'm never leaving you and your money". Tha'ts how I see the conversation going and yet we see silly old men being fleeced by younger women every week. Katie was just a wannabe actress until Tom made her famous, she ain't done much since she first rode the Cruise missile and I don't see her getting that many roles that will make her a superstar. As far as the money goes, if she thinks we believe she doesn't want some of it, then she is very delusional, he is worth a fecking large fortune, who in their right mind wouldn't want a large slice. I'm sure Tom will give Katie a nice lump sum and I'm sure "his" daughter will be well looked after but if she thinks Tom will be upset then she is a very silly girl, there are millions of women around the world who would love a threesome with Tom and his wealth. Now then, lets talk about a very disturbing story that has occurred. Some scummy low life devil dog teenage boy has raped a little girl and his defence was that he is addicted to porn which is easy to access. The annoying thing is, the judge let him off and lay the blame with society. This judge is a word that rhymes with front. Rape is rape. This kid should have been handcuffed to a rusty radiator in a dank cold cell and should not be let out until the great grandchildren of the girl he raped are pensioners.This judge is so far removed from reality he should never allowed to make any decision ever again and that includes what to have for breakfast. I can see rapists every where rubbing their hands [ and other parts of themselves] thinking that this will a great excuse for when they get caught. This senile dopey dribbling relic of a judge has set a precedent and I sincerely hope the senior law courts step up and do something quick. I hope this scabby teenager is found at the bottom of a deep well with serious fatal injuries. Yes I do. On a lighter note, I'm off tomorrow and my fridge is full of beer and burgers. la la la.