WELL DONE TESCO

Tesco is in trouble today with the fat police. In a rare gesture of goodwill Tesco has reduced the price of chocolate bars to 20p each. Well done Tesco, as soon as I finish work I am gonna visit one of your stores and buy a whole lot. But wait, those silly sappy bleeding heart tree hugging sandal wearing scruffy bearded lot at Fat peoples Annonymous are whinging that the weak minded tubbies wont be able to resist. So fecking what. If those fat lumps bite their fingers off chomping away at gobfuls of chocolate, I say let them indulge. Why should skinny people be the only ones to enjoy cheap chocolate. These fat overweight chumps, and that is exactly what they are will just keep eating the crap they are currently sticking in their cake holes anyway. Let them enjoy cheap chocolate. I wish those idiots in the fat police would go out and get a life. So what if some sad losers can't control their eating habits. The rest of us can. I know loads of people who eats lots of chocolate and can still touch their toes and see their feet. So the simple answer is this. If you are a fat loser who can't control how much you cram in your mouth, stay away from Tesco, the rest of you form a queue (behind me). La la la