the pound shop

I WAS JUST IN THE POUND SHOP AND GUESS WHAT THE ITEMS COST.... THATS RIGHT ONE POUND SO IMAGINE MY DISMAY WHEN A TATTOOED KNUCKLE DRAGGER WALKED IN WITH MEANEST LOOKING STAFF DOG AND ASKED THE GUY BEHIND THE COUNTER TO CHANGE A FIFTY POUND NOTE. HAVING A CLOSE LOOK AT THE FIFTY POUND NOTE THE MAN BEHIND THE COUNTER DECLINED. KNUCKLE DRAGGER YANKED HIS DOG AROUND THE SHOP AND CAME BACK WITH A MULTI PACK OF POLOS AND WANTED £49 CHANGE. WHEN HE WAS REFUSED ON THE GROUNDS THAT THE MONEY LOOKED A BIT DODGY, KNUCKLE DRAGGER STARTED SWEARING AND BEING A COMPLETE WALLY. EVEN THOUGH THE ALARM WAS GOING OFF HE NEVER HAD THE SENSE TO LEAVE. THE POLICE ARRIVED (EVENTUALLY) AND AFTER LOOKING AT THE FIFTY POUND NOTE AND FINDING SEVERAL MORE ON HIM THE KNUCKLE DRAGGER IS CURRENTLY SITTING IN THE BACK OF A POLICE VAN AND HIS MUTT IS ON THE WAY TO THE DOG POUND. YESERDAY A TORY MP SUGGESTED PUTTING CRIMINALS IN THE ARMY. IF THEY ARE ALL AS BRIGHT AS THIS IDIOT I'M SO GLAD THE ARMY ARE A BIT FUSSY AS TO WHO THEY LET IN.