dont trust tv

I WAS WATCHING TELLY MOST OF THE MORNING AND AS USUAL THE ADVERTS WERE AS BORING AS EVER, MAYBE IT WAS THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES BUT AS POSTMAN PAT WAS ON TV MY POSTIE DROPPED MY LETTERS THROUGH MY DOOR. MY CAR AND BIKE INSURANCE IS DUE MY PHONE BILL IS LATE AND I NEED A HOLIDAY AND I HATE SHOPPING SO FOR ONCE I DID AS I WAS TOLD. ACCORDING TO THE TELLY IF YOU GO ONLINE AND SEARCH YOU CAN SAVE MONEY ON YOUR CAR INSURANCE BY GOING WITH CHURCHILL AND IF YOU USE THOMPSONS YOU CAN GET A CHEAP HOLIDAY AND BY SURFING THE NET ONE OF THE MAIN SUPERMARKETS WILL DELIVER YOU SHOPPING AND ALSO YOU CAN BUY CLOTHES CHEAP AND GET ALL SORTS OF DEALS. WELL PEOPLE I TRIED ALL THAT AND NOW IM SITTING HERE IN A DRESS WHEN I ORDERED JEANS I WANTED TO GO MALTA FOR A WEEK AND IM GOING TO MARGATE TESCOS DIDNT HAVE ANY OF THE FOOD I WANTED SO SENT 200 QUIDS WORTH OF TINNED TUNA AND I CANT INSURE MY CAR BECAUSE MY POST CODE NO LONGER EXISTS SO I CANT DRIVE ANYWHERE AND I STILL MANAGED TO EMPTY MY BANK ACCOUNT, OH YEAH AND THAT OVERDRAFT THINGY THEY RAVE ABOUT IS COSTING ME £17 A DAY UNTIL I GET BACK IN THE BLACK. THANKS TELLY YOU ARE A LIAR