Cold callers

A woman just knocked on my door and offered me a copy of The Watchtower, I said 'thank you the kettle has just boiled would you like some tea or coffee?' she replied 'er no thank you, I just wanted to deliver this issue of The Watchtower'. I said 'thats very kind of you, what is it about?' and she said she didn't know and dropped it and ran away. What a strange woman she was. Anyway my tip for the day is always answer the front door naked.