OOPS, MY BAD

MAD CAT LADY did not like my last blog, she said it was very sexist and inappropriate, she went on to say moan moan moan, nag nag nag, blah blah blah. I said I was sorry and to prove I wasnt sexist I patted her on the bum and gave some money to go and have her nails done and to buy a new hand bag. Im not sexist, some of my best clothes have been washed by women. All my calenders have women on them and I never swear at bad woman drivers, I just say tut tut tut and shake my head. If it wasnt for women we wouldnt be here. Did you know it used to be legal to beat your wife as long as the stick was not wider than your thumb?( yes I know im in trouble again but im using the female side of my brain) .