Harry Gonner

The final Harry Potter film comes out this week. That's it, it's over, what will we do? How will we cope? Phone lines will be set up for those unable to continue life without Harry in their lives. Special Muggle shelters will be constructed to house the influx of distraught runaways, forced to flee the sanctity of their homes because their parents just don't get it. No doubt there'll be a section of next year's Children in Need dedicated to helping these hysterical unfortunates get the support they need. For just one pound a month you can help kids everywhere overcome the loss that has ruined their lives since they said their last goodbye to Harry, Ron and Hermione. But don't worry, J K Rowling will probably write another one at some point. In the meantime here's some advice. Go read something else.