NOT ONE SMILE

I am coastal today. I was coastal yesterday too. Through no fault of mine, both days the trains were late and I didnt expect many people to be happy , but bloody hell, down here it was like everyone had left their happy good looking smiling heads at home and brought their cold weather miserable runny nose grumpy faces. Even in the cafe where I bought a sandwhich for £2.70 and put the change in the tip jar, the grumpy old skeleton didnt even say thank you. I cant wait to get back to the big city cos people with webbed fingers creep me out and there is no electricity down here. They all look related down here, its worse than watching an old chinese subtitled movie.