WHINGING WHINEY WASTERS

Two things are irritating me today. Firstly, too many people are moaning about the harsh sentences passed down on the people captured rioting, looting, thieving and causing mayhem. Well thats just too bad. If you cant do the time dont do the crime. I bet if some of these bleeding heart liberals were on the receiving end of the chaos they wouldnt be crying its un fair. Im glad that the punisment is tough. Regardless of who got shot, smashing up innocent shops and going on the rampage is just wrong. They all knew the risks so now eat the prison soap. I was angry and bored but I didnt go silly,I just stayed in and had some beer and tissue time. The second thing that is making my shit hang sideways is, in a previous blog I told you about some fat lazy slob of an ex cop, who spent his early retirement wedged in his armchair shovelling junk food down his throat until he couldnt move any more and was close to death. He demanded a gastric bypass band on the NHS to save him from dying of fattyness. Well at the time he was denied and told to lead a healthier lifestyle, but today, some 98 year old judge has decided that the fat dumptruck is too obese to excercise and has granted him the surgery. And how do you think this human skip celebrated his good fortune? the ferking idiot went and had a slap up meal. Well I hope they put the band tightly around his neck so that he can only eat one bean at a time. Better still, just like in the cartoons, stick a chocolate cake on a stick around his head and let him chase it. Or tell him that at the next riots he can have as many bands as he can loot provided he can keep up with the other looters running away with their stolen goods. He is a whinginging whiney waster.