SIXTY YEARS

Well done Liz, 60 years as our queen. Only the second British monarch to last that long. I notice they are both women which goes to show that married men die first. Don't get me wrong, I think Liz is wonderful and has done an outstanding job keeping her wayward offspring in check, and having those she doesn't like knocked off the radar. I'm just concerned that because she has slipped to the 4th richest woman in the world, who is paying for this 5 day piss up. If they had left things alone, and let us have last monday as a Bank Holiday, the weather was wonderful, this weekend it was dreadful. I really feel for all those who lined the banks of the Thames to get just a distant glimpse of her Maj and got soaked in the rain. Our illustrious leader David Cameron and his wife Seabiscuit keep telling us to tighten our belts its a recession and everyone is gonna end up poor, so who is footing the bill for all those bacon keeping the public at arms length? And who is footing the bill for all the TV coverage? And who paid for the Royal barge? And who is going to compensate all those businesses affected by being told to close for 5 days so that all the Royalists can buy over priced bunting and wave at an old woman who doesn't know your name. I bet she would rather have spent the time at home with her feet up having a cold beer (or few). I spent the time doing that an it was lovely. I'm glad that those who went and stood in the rain can say they had a nice time but in all honesty, lets face it, if you've seen one parade you've seen em all. philip had the right idea, he rang in sick. Just like some of the shirkers where I work, Phil decided he'd had enough and wanted to chase sexy nurses around the ward instead. Did you notice the police outside the hospital stopping people getting in? Thats cos Phil was doing his Sid James impression and chasing busty nurses around from his wheelchair, rather than getting all dressed up in a uniform full of medals he didn't earn and walk behind his wife. I hope everyone enjoyed how the spent their weekend, mine was fantastic. I had the most delicious pork dinner, and had fantastic company. Well done Liz, keep up the good work. Just to let the powers that be know, the train stations were ram packed, and you reckon we won't be busy for the Olympics.....just a thought. La la la