CYCLISTS

Bloody cyclists, They really get on my tits. They are always moaning that motorists deliberately aim for them and try to knock them off their bikes, well boo fecking hoo. Ok, hands up who cares that that sideburn wearing weirdo got knocked off his bike and was injured. The silly arse has just won the Tour de France, he should have been at home humping a page three girl, not dashing around in his little lycra shorts and day-glo top showing off how fast he can go. It seems that every day on my way to work and at nearly every set of traffic lights some wally on two wheels feels the need not to stop and cause motorized vehicles to swerve and pedestrians to jump out of the way. Not one day goes by without these ignorant self absorbed silly plastic helmet wearing freaks charges out of a junction without a thought for any other road user. Why do male cyclists in their lycra shorts that are too tight, think people want to see how small their penis' are and what is with those silly shoes. Ok so Wiggins got hurt, big deal other non celebrity cyclists get hurt every day and no one bleats on about it. Wiggins was doing a bloody fair rate of knots when he hit the side of that van and famous or not I bet it hurt. Now all the skinny unhealthy looking cyclists are demand more road space and their own cycle lanes, well they can all fuck off. Learn the highway code, stick to the highway code and maybe, just maybe you will find yourselves having less accidents. I admit some drivers are totally blind and deaf and should have their driving licences shredded and their cars crushed but most of the car on bike accidents I witness the pratt in the hat is not obeying the rules of the road. Riding a bike should and could be great fun but some of those who ride think its some kind of war and don't you think its a bit of a coincidence that whenever BBC's Panarama sticks a camera on some twats helmet and sends him out to try and prove a point, he always ends up in the gutter after trying to play chicken with a bus. What about those cyclists who are too afraid to ride on the road and hurtle about on pavements, it should be legal to shove a lead pipe in their spokes. I saw one women recently on a bike, she had one child in front of her, one child towed behind her and one on her back, for fuck sake woman, buy a car or take the bus, those kids looked well afraid. Boris bikes are ugly. Here is an interesting fact,Andy Garcia was a Siamese twin. la la la