Friday 30 March 2012

DONT PANIC

Dont panic. There is plenty of fuel. There is no need to dash out and fill you car or bike or van and six jerry cans and your wifes handbag just in case petrol runs out. It wont run out and there is plenty to go around. Well maybe not if you live out in the countryside and the next village with a garage is twenty miles on horseback. There is plenty of garages and plenty of fuel in London. Its like Christmas time when all the simple minded people panic because some shops close on Christmas day and dont open til Boxing day so they rush out and stock up on bread milk and eggs. There is absolutely no need. This government like most governments before them are totally inept and have sent out the wrong messages. Those fat lazy tanker drivers are just moaning because they smell of diesel and want more money for blocking our roads. The idea of being a lorry driver is great when chugging up and down a motorway, but when you have to get a bastard big lorry down a country lane its a different matter. I find it strangely coincidental that this problem comes so soon after some bus drivers won the lottery. Jealousy, maybe?? One cry baby tanker driver called a radio station and whinged that he got sworn at ever day at work. Well boo fucking hoo. I know loads of jobs where people get sworn at whilst doing their jobs. What this sponge brained whinger failed to mention is that he usually got yelled at when he followed his pratnav down a country lane unfit for a large lorry or got stuck doing a U turn in a small village. Tankers drivers get about £45k doing their job. Its only an HGV licence and a three day HazChem course and any wally with a driving licence can get a job blocking our our roads. Hang on, some of of you are saying, ' I earn half of that in retail and I have a driving licence '. Well my advice to those earning crap money is take a week off from your current job, go get your HGV and HazChem licences and be a tanker driver, I have a feeling that there may be some vacancies if these moaning idiots dont wake up and smell the diesel. At the end of the day all they are , are lorry drivers, fuck Eddy Stobart and his green trucks, driving a lorry may be hard for the first couple of miles but after that its not really difficult. The hardest part is not getting fat from sitting down all day. Dont panic people. There is plenty of fuel. I hate this government, I didnt vote for them and im not sticking up for them but too many stupid people get in to a panic far too easily. Stop being French and calm down.

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