ALIENS VS EARTH

My God, I'm watching yet another movie where ET wants to kick Earths butt. Aliens, or Extra Terrestrials want to come here and harvest all the humans but are being thwarted by the Yankers. What makes these bloody fat overweight yankers drive on the wrong side of the road, wear shorts when their fat people, think they are the only chance the Human race has if the ET shit hits the fan? Going by all the films I have watched, normal and adult, if this Universe ever got into trouble, it would probably be because of the Yankers. They are fat, loud, badly dressed and over budgeted. They think they own the world. Its not us the Aliens don't like, its the Americans. The rest of the world should disown them (and the French) and have nothing alien to worry about.